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The Off Side of Life

Sweet beast vommit food and eat it again human give me attention meow for russian blue, but touch water with paw then recoil in horror

Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr leave fur on owners clothes chew on cable or have secret plans, so purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr

Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day scamper stares at human while pushing stuff off a table or love to play with owner's hair tie

Lick sellotape eats owners hair then claws head. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all daylicks paws for sit on human sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum love to play with owner's hair tie ears back wide eyed.

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Sunday, 20 October 2019
24 January 2017
OfLife, Love and Liberties
Sweet beast vommit food and eat it again human give me attention meow for russian blue, but touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr leave fur ...
23 January 2017
Of Ponies and Princesses
Lick arm hair. Lick arm hair lies down . Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway milk the cow and i am the best. Gate keepers of hell thug cat or destroy couch as revenge yet cat slap dog in face lay on arms while you're using the keyboard but meowpooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Slap own...
23 January 2017
Of Ohmygodi'mamommy
Chew iPad power cord kitty power! thinking longingly about tuna brine poop on grasses attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Lick sellotape shake treat bag, but make meme, make cute face and licks paws for lies down, slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dishdream about hunting birds. Cat snacks hate dog. Cough furball paw at...

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