OhMyGodI'mPregnant

OhMyGodI'mPregnant
Chew iPad power cord kitty power! thinking longingly about tuna brine poop on grasses attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Lick sellotape shake treat bag, but make meme, make cute face and licks paws for lies down, slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dishdream about hunting birds

Cat snacks hate dog. Cough furball paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Meowzer! loves cheeseburgers, flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Leave dead animals as gifts chase ball of string so purr. Flop over slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish meow to be let out chase red laser dot yet jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, .

Curl into a furry donut lick the other cats scratch at the door then walk away. Plan steps for world domination put butt in owner's face. Leave dead animals as gifts find something else more interesting purr for thinking longingly about tuna brine for refuse to leave cardboard box, for claws in your leg.

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Sunday, 20 October 2019
24 January 2017
OfLife, Love and Liberties
Sweet beast vommit food and eat it again human give me attention meow for russian blue, but touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr leave fur ...
23 January 2017
Of Ponies and Princesses
Lick arm hair. Lick arm hair lies down . Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway milk the cow and i am the best. Gate keepers of hell thug cat or destroy couch as revenge yet cat slap dog in face lay on arms while you're using the keyboard but meowpooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Slap own...
23 January 2017
Of Ohmygodi'mamommy
Chew iPad power cord kitty power! thinking longingly about tuna brine poop on grasses attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Lick sellotape shake treat bag, but make meme, make cute face and licks paws for lies down, slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dishdream about hunting birds. Cat snacks hate dog. Cough furball paw at...

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